the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize