yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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