I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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