My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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