Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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