So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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