so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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