it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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