I feel great
I just peed on a car
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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