You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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