Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
not ubering you a puppy
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