Yo dont text me then not text me
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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