Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
