my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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