he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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