Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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