He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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