Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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