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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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