I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
