I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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