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(203): View more from Connecticut

I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.

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(912): View more from Georgia

your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"

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(225): View more from Louisiana

He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".

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(713): View more from Texas

OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants

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(201): View more from New Jersey

thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon

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