god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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