I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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