Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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