hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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