you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
