Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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