he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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