even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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