shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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