i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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