he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
