I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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