shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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