I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just pee around me
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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