Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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