Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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