I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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