I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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