All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I don't deserve a penis
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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