I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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