u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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