oh god the rape fog is back!
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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