She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
It's never too late to be topless.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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