To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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