windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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