i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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