well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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