Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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