i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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