I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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