sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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