you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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