He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I faked an abortion last night.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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