just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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