Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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